A list of phrases that some of you may recognise.
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   1. "Haven't I seen you before?" - Nice ass.
   2. "I'm a Romantic." - I'm poor.
   3. "I need you." - My hand is tired.
   4. "I am different from all the other guys." - I'm not circumcised.
   5. "I want a commitment." - I'm sick of masturbation.
   6. "You're the only man I've ever cared about." - You are the only man
      who hasn't rejected me.
   7. "I really want to get to know you better." - So I can tell my
      friends about it.
   8. "It's just orange juice, try it." - 3 more shots, and he'll have his
      legs around my head.
   9. "He's kinda cute." - I want to have sex with him till I am blue.
  10. "I don't know if I like him" - He won't sleep with me.
  11. "I miss you so much." - I'm so horny, that my dog started to look
      good.
  12. "Was it good for you?" - I'm insecure about my manhood.
  13. "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" - Is my penis
      really that small?
  14. "I had a wonderful time last night." - Who the hell are you?
  15. "Do you love me?" - I've done something stupid and you might find
      out.
  16. "Do you <really> love me?" - I've done something stupid and you're
      going find out sooner or later.
  17. "How much do you love me?" - I've done something really stupid and
      someone's on their way to tell you.
  18. "I'll give you a call." - I'd rather have my nipples torn off by
      wild dogs than see you again.
  19. "I think we should just be friends." - You're ugly!!
  20. "I've learned a lot from you." - Next!!!
  21. "I've been thinking a lot." - You're not as attractive as when I was
      drunk!!
 
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