(Update: Despite our Brian's best
efforts, it didn't work! Hurrah! but I'll leave this up for posterity.)
Brian Souter (is that "Sooter" or "Sowter"? Who cares, let's just write *****) is the chairman of Stagecoach, a British public transport company. Rather than using his money to improve his company's services, he is using it to fund a campaign called "Keep The Clause". The purpose of this campaign is to keep Clause 28, the clause that stops schools promoting homosexuality as an equally valid lifestyle to heterosexuality.